Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
