GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
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you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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