Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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