this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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