Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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