Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
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She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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