It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
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Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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