if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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