KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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