is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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