just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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