At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
