we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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