You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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