yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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