I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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