I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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