Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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