so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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