and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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