he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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