they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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