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What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?

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You have mice?

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no why?

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(626): What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans? (1-626): You have mice? (626): no why? http://tfl.nu/7zgo

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(972): View more from Texas

they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!

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(972): they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE! http://tfl.nu/deur

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(217): View more from Illinois

i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.

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(217): i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair. http://tfl.nu/v80o

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(214): View more from Texas

Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,

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(214): Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking, http://tfl.nu/jftc

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes

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(405): i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes http://tfl.nu/6w2z

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(440): View more from Ohio

Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.

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(440): Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet. http://tfl.nu/2c2c

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(847): View more from Illinois

What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?

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(847): What sexual position says im sorry for your loss? http://tfl.nu/sjhl

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Why didn't I see you last night!?

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We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.

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(203): Why didn't I see you last night!? (1-203): We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you. http://tfl.nu/iqgq

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(323): View more from California

Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?

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(323): Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you? http://tfl.nu/qb3x

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(415): View more from California

I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.

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(415): I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS. http://tfl.nu/cwy1

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Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there

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(612): Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there http://tfl.nu/59ui

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(901): View more from Tennessee

We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.

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(901): We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults. http://tfl.nu/zv4y

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(214): View more from Texas

Nothing says love like couples STD testing

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Nothing says breakup like the results

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(214): Nothing says love like couples STD testing (972): Nothing says breakup like the results http://tfl.nu/3283

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(908): View more from New Jersey

We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know

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(908): We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know http://tfl.nu/8q22

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(585): View more from New York

Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone

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(585): Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone http://tfl.nu/e7f7

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