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  the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.

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• (442): View more from California

  seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop

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• (212): View more from New York

  It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  ...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...

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• (209): View more from California

  I can't put those talents on a resume

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”

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