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• (415): View more from California

  Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?

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  Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her

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• (813): View more from Florida

  The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.

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• (619): View more from California

  She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?

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