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• (317): View more from Indiana

  It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (661): View more from California

  i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?

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  Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*

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  omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (425): View more from Washington

  You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.

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  That explains the nerd bow & arrow...

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes

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