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I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for

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(212): I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for http://tfl.nu/q18v

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so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"

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(440): so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport" http://tfl.nu/at20

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(425): View more from Washington

If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"

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(425): If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!" http://tfl.nu/2zn1

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After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.

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(281): After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses. http://tfl.nu/xdpj

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.

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(617): So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys. http://tfl.nu/6qzw

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You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music

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(440): You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music http://tfl.nu/f2pv

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(949): View more from California

I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?

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(949): I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping? http://tfl.nu/8mwq

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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.

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(520): I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck. http://tfl.nu/n97c

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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...

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(231): Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans... http://tfl.nu/n7qg

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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.

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(316): Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say. http://tfl.nu/5ny3

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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building

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(410): Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building http://tfl.nu/wjxy

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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.

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(706): First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left. http://tfl.nu/7vi5

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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.

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(250): That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck. http://tfl.nu/l3bq

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I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing

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(518): I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing http://tfl.nu/06p1

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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!

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(843): Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs! http://tfl.nu/zm1r

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