Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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