i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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