whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Dicks are not precious.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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