just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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