my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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