using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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