May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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