If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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