she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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