i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
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And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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