Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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