oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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