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  Its about making memories worth repressing

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• (805): View more from California

  Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  All my credit cards need to be pressure washed

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• (214): View more from Texas

  My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.

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• (415): View more from California

  My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.

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• (424): View more from California

  I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.

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  My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.

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