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• (240): View more from Maryland

  were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?

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  yes! wait why?

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  because i found it in my pocket this morning...

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Get you some cowboy.

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  In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him

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  possibly by boat

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.

  (810): View more from Michigan

  family traditions my good sir

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.

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  He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...

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