I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.