Its about making memories worth repressing
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
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He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.