Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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