You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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