im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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