It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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