Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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