I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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