so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
worst night to have a conscience
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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