You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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