just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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