Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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