So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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