She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
How's work?
Spinning.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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