Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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