Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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