somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
my being single is dangerous.
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
as a side note pls kill me
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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