To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running