I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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