After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
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im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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